‘Tis the season…cuffing season, that is.

 

8 Thoughts Every Girl Has In Cuffing Season

 

1. We’re 2 months into cuffing season and I STILL haven’t found anybody.

 

 

2. He’ll be fully clothed 80% of the time anyway.

 

 

3. God, I am single AF.

 

 

4. Oh wow, you can only tell he has a receding hairline in half of his pics.

 

 

5. I’m over dating.

 

 

6. I only wanted to watch Netflix and have someone bring me food.

 

 

7. Best part of my relationship? His heated car seats.

 

 

8. I really need a pet.