What To Expect At Freshers Week

Awkward Intros

Nobody:

Me: Hi I’m Jess I love vodka shots and my guinea pig Joanne and brushing my teeth.

Get them out the way and bite through the awks.

The middle-aged team that run the events will no doubt put on some kind of tacky fancy dress affair.

You’ll look ridiculous but 25 minutes in you’ll be loving it.

You’ll get more drunk than you have been in your life.

Be responsible though, you don’t want to get the rep as *that* sloppy girl.

You’ll ignore your mum’s advice and kiss too many strangers.

Pucker up, sis.

Save the regrets for the next day.

You’ll think you’ve met your life long friends on day one.

Week 3 you won’t remember their names.

Moving in with 8 strangers is just bizarre.

You’ll need a lot of time outs from those weirdos.

You can’t attend everything going on.

Pick and choose what you can and make sure you don’t blow all your cash in the first week.

No doubt you’ll make some memories for life!

ENJOY X